With extreme reverence I proceed with the following description of a game for the iPhone featuring one of the most dangerous men to ever walk this planet and most likely many others.  Through the use of new technology that has barely been declassified, Chuck Norris’s IMAGE has been contained in a game where the pure badassery of Mr. Norris can be fully displayed.

Imagine that you are in a jump jet waiting to be deployed, alone, and deep behind enemy lines to recover some POW’s from some Commie pig-dogs.  Not to fear, you are Chuck Norris: a man that doesn’t read books, he stares them down until he gets the information that he wants; a man who does not do push-ups, but rather he pushes the world down.  It has been said that the cause of the extinction of the dinosaurs was not climate change, or a meteorite, but it was the ferocious Chuck Norrasaurus.  You will be set to kick, punch, and roundhouse your way through level after level to free POWs from their captors.

You can choose between two different Chuck’s to do battle, an Army Chuck, and a Texan Chuck.  His special moves, combos, and weapons will be character specific.  You then run through completely destructible levels, meaning that you will be able to pick up background objects to assist you in your fight, including: trucks, telephone poles, phone booths, and even haystacks to mercilessly dispatch your enemies.