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iPorn Girls to visit Apple Headquarters
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All the iPorn girls want to do is turn Apple's frown upside down! In an attempt to lobby approval of the new iPorn iPhone App, 5 open-minded iPorn girls will visit Apple Headquarters with hopes of negotiating a mutually beneficial partnership.

iPorn intends to send at least 5 iPorn girls to the Apple executive board room for a powwow. The visit with Apple is being coordinated and is expected to take place in the next few weeks. Due to the honed negotiating skills of the iPorn Girls, the company fully expects Apple will be convinced of how mutually beneficial a partnership with iPorn could be. The company says it reckons the Apple board is "likely to respond favorably to the iPorn girls' high level of motivation and willingness to bend over backwards in order to close a deal".

The app is currently only available by visiting iporn.com via the browser - far too much hassle, says the company.

"The whole world is waiting for Apple to stop controlling the type of applications its users are allowed to access," says iPorn. "The approval of the iPorn iPhone app would be Apple's first step in the right direction - no more censorship!"

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1 Comment
  • gandhi
    September 14, 2009
    #1

    nice girls, wkwk,. why every girls in america like to open her body in public place… hmhjm

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